LAME NIGGAS WITH $$$$$$$

The Tiger Wood's Debacle, this is what happens when high profile lame niggas get money. Not only is he going through public scrutiny right now, he also has to pay around $100 million to his now Ex-wife. So not only does he lose millions in endorsements and potential tournament winnings, he also has to pay a huge chunk of dough to some broad for shitting out two kids. Was it his cheating that got him into this mess? No, it was simply because...he couldn't control his bitches. If you got as much money as Tiger Woods you can have side bitches when you’re married...you just better know how to control them. How do you control that many bitches...well if your Tiger Woods, anyway you see fit.

You've got too much money wrapped up in your wholesome public image, which means you ironically have to be the biggest asshole possible behind the scenes, ala Michael Jordan. You have to smile and cheese for the cameras yet still provoke God-like fear amongst your mistresses. Tiger Woods was a nice guy unfortunately he didn't have the cut off switch necessary to handle that many bitches. Tiger respected these women too much which is a problem when you’re dealing with any bitch on the side. First of all, bitches on the side can't be treated like wifey. If she were wifey material, after all, she wouldn't be your bitch on the side. How are you gonna have that many women tell on you? The first thing Tiger should have done was offer them all hush money. If they complain after that then you issue the first of many DEATH THREATS. After that, if there's still a problem, you make good on the death threats. You can pay a nigga in the hood a few stacks to duct tape that bitch, throw her in the swamp and tie some raw chicken around her neck to attract a few gators. Trust me, nobody is gonna miss a Perkins waitress. And if your Tiger Woods how are you going to keep all your side bitches numbers in the SAME PHONE with your mama's number? No, one phone for your regular people (moms, wifey, business associates)...and a 2nd phone for all the numbers people shouldn't know about (Side bitches, weed man, STD clinic). You NEVER EVER have one cell phone when you’re a multi millionaire.

Now his wife gets the ultimate come up. She went from a nanny to a lazy ass housewife, to a multi-millionaire and all she had to do was push out two multi-mullato children, that’s a come up. First of all a white woman nanny is as common as a hood rat nurse. This broad was living the life during marriage and now after marriage. Let's be real here anybody with some got damn sense (this excludes most women) knows that any man making millions has chicks on the side. Elin knew, Shaq's wife knew, David Letterman's wife probably knew too. The thing is infidelity isn't a problem until the media get's a hold of it and blows it out of proportion. Most of these women compromise and allow them to have women on the side in exchange for the good life they provide them with. As long as she doesn't know, the family is happy until someone slips and the news is leaked to the press. Now the family's secret is out the bag. Her relatives and friends are all in her ear about it, everybody is looking at her telling her what she must do. Now she feels pressured to do what is expected of her and not what she really wants, which is stay with him and turn a blind eye. And since most women always have a need to validate themselves through the opinion of others she gave in to popular demand. I believe if it was only between her and him she would've forgave him and moved on, but she didn't want to appear weak or become the subject of scorn through public opinion. The media is infamous for fucking up families like crack cocaine in the 80's.

So what have we learned here today; Ladies, if your man makes millions he has other chicks...Fellas, handle your side bitches with tenderness then extreme force. I hope all the lames with paper learn a thing or two from Tiger because this bullshit has got to stop.